A Conversation with my Husband No. 2

An amusing text conversation with my hubby.

Me: Help. I have a poop in the bath situation. I repeat. A poop in the bath situation.

Hubby: The number u have texted is no longer in service, please try your text again after your poop situation has been resolved.

For the record, I was not the one who pooped in the bath. We have a toddler.